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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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charlesoberonn

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

lesbianralzarek
sheherlocked-deactivated2022083

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

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If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain

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narwhalsarefalling

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

narwhalsarefalling

Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braille

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deer diary: today i got a death threat for learning a language

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i was born in the 80s and i think this is a very interesting thought. there was still hope of a good, middle-class lifestyle being possible when i was a child. then the 90s started happening. i was still a kid, but i saw things happening even if i didnt fully comprehend them at the time. desert storm. 8 years of bush. waco. los angeles. oklahoma city.

clinton was a spark but the republican windbags blew too hard.

by the time i was able to fully understand what was going on around me i realized we had been at near-constant war with someone or something my entire life. everything was getting more expensive and no one was getting raises fast enough to keep up with it. i got paid $5.15/hr at my very first job and even without responsibilities it didnt seem like enough. gas prices started rising rapidly soon after i started driving a car. the minimum wage was raised (twice!) but again it was too little too late.

i was supposed to be able to go to college and get a great job in a field that i loved. instead, the housing bubble collapsed and the market went to shit so companies stopped hiring. i stopped going to classes and didnt finish my two-year degree for another 6 years. i moved out to start my "family life" but everything was so expensive and my wife and i were so broke that we couldnt imagine trying to afford to feed children.

its gotten a little better for me in recent years but now i feel old and im just so exhausted from everything that it takes a monumental effort for me to just try to enjoy things. granted, part of that might be because i was a "gifted" child who scored top grades in class but couldnt manage to sit down and do homework for five minutes, struggled to clean my room without getting distracted, and found trying to slow down to keep up with the rest of the class frustrating. i have a lot of severe symptoms of adhd and it makes me wonder what kind of life i would have now if i had gotten screened as a child. at this point getting a diagnosis seems like yet another massive hurdle that takes time, effort, and money that i dont have to try to achieve it, no matter what kind of hope a drug regimen could change my life for the better. but i digress.

the end of the world feels like its getting closer every day. and maybe thats a good thing, because this world sucks right now.